maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
