On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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