It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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