Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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