remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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