just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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