ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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