Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He did a backflip because drugs
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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