You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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