everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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