he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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