There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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