I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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