I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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