we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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