They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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