Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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