Midget sex pt 2 tonight
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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