there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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