Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He has the fingertips of a God
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