Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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