Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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