So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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