sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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