i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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