David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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