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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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