I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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