I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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