I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
This girl is more easily done than said...
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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