I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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