OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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