it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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