Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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