her vagine was all disorganized.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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