Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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