Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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