Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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