therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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