y did u give ur computer a hand job?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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