walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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