Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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