the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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