I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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