People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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