Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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