So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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