They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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