One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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