So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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