Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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