is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I can't turn off my feet"
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Randomize
