You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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