I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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