and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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